The Confederacy of Card Season 77 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.243 billion Card Season 77ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny government prioritizes Environment, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Card Season 77ian economy, worth 73.8 trillion junk values a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,768 junk values, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Card Season 77's national animal is the packs, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Season 77 is ranked 282,088^th in the world and 1,971^st in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -90.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.